Dyson is Like Tyson: Doesn't Stop. Dyson is Like AK-47: Doesn't Clog

Dyson vacuum cleaner is like Tyson: untiring. Dyson is like AK-47: doesn't clog up. If you are a guy who - once going - doesn't like to stop, Dyson's it. Vacuum till you are done. Then empty the damn thing out and be done. Getting married? Ask for Dyson. Getting divorced: Keep your Dyson. 'Nough said.