I Still Enjoy My IJoy

It's been about 6 years since I bought my red IJoy.  All I can say is this: it still chews my back like a pair of steel hockey jaws a piece of gum while sitting out a penalty time-out.  Everything works: buttons work, invisible knuckles work, fabric (red) hasn't faded.  What can I say: as vulgar as it sounds, it's a... relationship.  I still enjoy my IJoy.  Money well spent.