« Qualitative Proof of the Unquantifiable Irrationality of Oneness »

One is one too many. Oneness is more than a zero (more than a nothing) but less than one (since wherever there is one, there is also another; thus, one is one too many for undivided and, thus, immeasurable oneness of whatever is).  Oneness - if conceptualized mathematically - is, thus, an irrational number. Right, Pythagoras?  When all is one, what's there to count?!  Objectively, nothing.  Subjectively, everything.